BREAKING: President Elect Donald Trump Appoints Mitt Romney Ambassador to Kamchatka

Posted: December 10, 2016 in FRONT PAGE


In a bold, unexpected move, Donald Trump rejects Mitt Romney as Secretary of State; gives him a copy of the Risk board-game as a consolation prize, and appoints Mitt Romney as honorary ambassador to Kamchatka, a nation many see as the key to securing Asia’s 7 Armies.


As any student of Risk knows, Kamchatka plays a crucial roll in Risk geopolitics.

  1. Rats, I was hoping for Siberia! Kamchatka is such an important crossroad. (A fact often overlooked by the flat Earth MSM.) Now we are going to have to suffer Romney’s sick “I saw Sarah from my house” humor for the next four years.

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