SHE GOT SCHLONGED
IT was hard. IT was really HARD.

Love the sound of the word: SCHLONGED.

Doesn’t SCHLONGED just roll off the tongue? Elegant; such a pleasing tone; melodic. Some words are truly beautiful. SCHLONG has a metallic quality to it…

SCHLONG!! SCHLONG!

Very similar to the sound a gong makes, mystical, almost magickal?

So easy to remember; easy to repeat, AGAIN and AGAIN.

Did Hillary just get SCHLONGED again?

Worse than 2008?

This time pounded really HARD? Face in the pillow? Without lube? (I mean she’s 8 years older, probably a whole-lot-a dust down there.)

Was Hillary Clinton SHLONGED so hard, her SCHLONGING brought tears of painful, yet sweet-ecstatic relief to her eyes?

Did Donald Trump just end her campaign? Permanently?

SCHLONG! SCHLONG! SCHLONG! SCHLONG…

you got me ringing….

There’s a certain finality to it: SCHLONG.

Perhaps it’s time for Hillary to end her SHAM campaign?

Perhaps Donald Trump carefully planned the timing of this melodic, beautiful word, to reverberate through the press, through Christmas dinners, through eternity?

Perhaps Donald Trump is a master wizard? Master satirist? Master bard?

Words: satire, bards, bardist.

Many will be laughing at Hillary Clinton for generations to come.

Wizard Magick….

LINGUISTIC KILL SHOT.

Think of the word SCHLONG as a carrier of a deadly virus. The virus being the message: Hillary Clinton is a LOSER, who, was favored to win before, (when she was in her prime.)

Now, unfortunately, Hillary’s just worn out, old, moldy stew.
hillary-clinton-old-hag-7 moldystew


WHERE DID SHE GO? 

DISGUSTING.

Didn’t have time to wash her hands.

Didn’t have time to wipe properly.

Not the first time Hillary took too-long in the bathroom, EITHER

Is Hillary Clinton hiding serious health issues?

Is that why Hillary Clinton wears a pantsuit? Complete with full front-and-ass-stain cover?

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NICE SUIT

Is that why Donald Trump released his medical records? A jab at Hillary for not releasing hers?

Is that why Donald Trump is talking about Hillary Clinton not having the strength and stamina to be President?

Hillary-Depends-New

there-IS-A-stain-on-MY-BLUE-pantsuit-meme-30953

depends

Adult Diapers; Rush Limbaugh

SYMPTOMS?


ECHO CHAMBER

Yesterday I watched the speech; laughed, hard. Honestly, didn’t even notice Donald Trump’s “schlonged” comment; luckily the mainstream media did, and, more importantly, they ran with it.

SCHLONGED. CENSORED?

Misogyny? Really? Give me a break. John Mccain got schlonged by Obama also, except Mccain enjoyed his schlonging. If anything Donald Trump’s assault is the opposite of misogyny since he’s treating her just like one of the guys.

Oh the outrage over such a naughty word. SCHLONG? So naughty they have to fucking BLEEP it. LMAO!

Really?

SEVEN DIRTY WORDS; NO SCHLONG.

Schlong needs to be bleeped? Like poo-poo? Or ding-dong? Or pee-pee? Or wee-wee?

Good thing Donald Trump didn’t say:

Hillary Clinton got RAPED by Obama. Or DICKED. Or FUCKED. Or manhandled. Or beaten like a redheaded stepchild. OR FUCKED HARD by Obama, and put away wet.

And the bathroom thing… DISGUSTING.

Donald Trump didn’t say: Hillary had a bout of PROJECTILE DIARRHEA; poor health; good thing she was wearing an adult diaper, and HUMA was waiting patiently with ample Wet Wipes and a FRESH DEPENDS.

The MSM acting like barely PG13 silly language needs to be censored? RIDICULOUS.

Schlonged is a SILLY word; (like DORK (which also means penis.)) Adam-Sandler silly. Appropriate for all ages, because young kids have NO idea what schlonged means.

EARMUFFS

SCHWING

BOING!

GENIUS!

Donald Trump’s dominating the mainstream-media. And because they’re CENSORING his “naughty” word: SCHLONGED, people must go on-line to see what Trump said! LOL!

Or even worse, they have to imagine what Trump said:

Fucking OBAMA

The COUNT

Donald Trump is dominating yet another news cycle; dominating the limited pundit shelf space; dominating the conversation; dominating Google Search.

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Google Trends 12/23/2015

In the end, all that will matter: did Donald Trump tell the TRUTH?

Did Hillary Clinton get SCHLONGED by OBAMA?

YES.


WOMAN CARD

BULLY!

Donald Trump is a BULLY… LMAO!

Guess what Hillary: no-one has ever been elected out of pity. You look weak. We don’t need another weak president. If Hillary Clinton was a man, tearing-up over Donald Trump’s words: it would be OVER.

KILLED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS

Poor little-MURDERER. Hillary’s drenched in blood! I don’t feel sorry for her.

NO RULES.


Watch The Full Speech; UNEDITED.

Donald Trump Full Speech, Rally
Grand Rapids, Michigan
12/21/2015


One for the road….

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